"PLLLEEEEEAASSSSEEE?!?! What if I give you a tasty frogfish?"
"COME ON!!!! I'm the leader of the free world damnit!"
"I don't care who you are, the answer is no."
"I'LL SEND YOU TO GUANTANEMO, YOU GREEDY BASTARD!"
"F*ck you, nancy-boy. I'm NOT giving you a lick of this ice cream bar! Now BACK OFF, or I'll have my PETA minions do terrible things to Karl Rove. I'M AN ENDANGERED SPECIES, BITCH!"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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