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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004

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After Moses turned a staff into a snake for the Pharaoh, it bit Moses in the leg. He was the laughingstock of Egypt for the better part of a year.

Little Known Bible Bloopers

Lot's wife (right) was pretty slow on the uptake, so it took no less than a four attempts and a squad of a half dozen burning bushes to convince her to turn around as she fled Sodom.

The animals spent most of their 40 days and nights pooping in Noah's sandals and begatting more animals.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> Wow! This is way cool.
<3Suns> My religion forbids me from voting on this caption.
<3Suns> Aww, to hell with it!
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<mypalmike> Sacriledge!
<mypalmike> OK, so I spelled it wrong. Sacrilege!
<guyPaulo> This is kind of ironic because I thought about making some kind of Creationist rant on the main page following the brief discussion about that weird fish that emits poison.

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