Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004

by obtuse

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

After Moses turned a staff into a snake for the Pharaoh, it bit Moses in the leg. He was the laughingstock of Egypt for the better part of a year.

Little Known Bible Bloopers

Lot's wife (right) was pretty slow on the uptake, so it took no less than a four attempts and a squad of a half dozen burning bushes to convince her to turn around as she fled Sodom.

The animals spent most of their 40 days and nights pooping in Noah's sandals and begatting more animals.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 161 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:19 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:18 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:17 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:14 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:13 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:12 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:11 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:10 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:09 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:08 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:07 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:06 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:05 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:03 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:02 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:56:01 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:59 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:57 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:56 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:55 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:54 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:53 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:52 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:51 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:50 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:49 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:48 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:47 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:46 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:45 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:43 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:42 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:41 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:39 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:38 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:37 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:36 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:34 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:33 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:32 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:30 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:29 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:28 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:27 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:26 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:25 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:24 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:23 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:22 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:20 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:19 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:18 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:17 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:16 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:15 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:14 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:13 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:12 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:11 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:10 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:09 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:08 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:07 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:06 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:05 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:04 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:03 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:02 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:55:01 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:59 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:58 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:57 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:56 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:55 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:54 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:53 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:51 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:50 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:49 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:48 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:47 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:46 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:44 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:43 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:42 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:41 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:40 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:39 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:38 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:38 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:36 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:35 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:33 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:32 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:31 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:30 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:29 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:28 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:27 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:26 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:25 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:24 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:23 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:22 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:21 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:20 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:19 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:18 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:17 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:16 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:15 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:14 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:13 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:12 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:11 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:10 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:08 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:07 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:05 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:04 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:03 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:02 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:01 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:54:00 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:59 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:58 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:57 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:56 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:54 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:53 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:52 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:51 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:49 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:48 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:47 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:44 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:42 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:41 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:40 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:39 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:38 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:37 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:36 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:35 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:34 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:33 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:32 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:31 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:29 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:28 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:26 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:25 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:24 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:23 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:22 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:21 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:20 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:18 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:16 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:15 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:53:14 Caption #136

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 7 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Wow! This is way cool.
<3Suns> My religion forbids me from voting on this caption.
<3Suns> Aww, to hell with it!
<ajiav>
<mypalmike> Sacriledge!
<mypalmike> OK, so I spelled it wrong. Sacrilege!
<guyPaulo> This is kind of ironic because I thought about making some kind of Creationist rant on the main page following the brief discussion about that weird fish that emits poison.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post