After Moses turned a staff into a snake for the Pharaoh, it bit Moses in the leg. He was the laughingstock of Egypt for the better part of a year.
Little Known Bible Bloopers
Lot's wife (right) was pretty slow on the uptake, so it took no less than a four attempts and a squad of a half dozen burning bushes to convince her to turn around as she fled Sodom.
The animals spent most of their 40 days and nights pooping in Noah's sandals and begatting more animals.
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