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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/10/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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"Do you like Alanis Morissette?" inquired George.

"For all her exalted status as takes-no-shit/takes-no-prisoners patron saint to the gender femme – whether she’s “fearlessly” flaunting her physiognomy and physique on MTV or metaphorically FedExing anthrax valentines to every Tom, Dick, and Bill Clinton who’s ever dissed her – Morissette’s inability to exhibit even the most infinitesimal evidence of artistic ambition on her latest opus effectively pegs her a poseur; a paper tigress possessing all the street-cred cachet of a temporary tattoo", replied Gidget the Dog, "but what the fuck do I know, I am just as much a camera loving whore as the next guy."

"Well, it depends," replied Garry.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> And that should take care of that joke as well...now you do something creative.

Apologies to Michael Karpinski, happychihuahuaowners.com and The New Funk Times for the material.

<Axolotl> Breaking the format never looked so good!
<Lauren> Great new use of a hackneyed punchline.
<3Suns> Excellent diatribe, but it really only fits with the first pic.
<ElvisThePelvis> I don't know I like the transition of Gidget The Dog from "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" to media critic.
<ajiav> i like it.

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