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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/10/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Star Trek Porn TNG:

Counselor Troy thought maybe a change in dressing habits would catch Riker's attention through a direct appeal to his manhood.

Little did the Counselor know that although Riker's dog could hunt, it hunted more like a chihuahua and less like a great dane. And what is worse, his dog did not like to chase the cat...indeed.

Meanwhile in the holodeck, Geordie waited anxiously for his "mommy" to come change his "nappy". Riker strode in carrying baby's bottle with a load of fresh....well let's just say...cream.


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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<David Byrden> This is very, very disturbing.


<Pedro Gonzales> Hah- did anyone see the resemblance to "Gynan" in that last caption?!
<Lauren> Great story. And Pedro, when I first saw this pic I actually thought of Whoopi.
<infosponge> Definitely disturbing...
<3Suns> Homoerotic Star-Trek fanfiction? Not my taste in literature, but it makes a great caption!
<guyPaulo> As if there isn't enough fan-fiction on the net......
<PedanticMan> Hey! Deanna's last name is spelled Troi!
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, I hit save to early.

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