Michael Jackson was a bright burning star in the 80's.
Fans adored him the world over. They were crazy for him. It was nuts and it had to make Michael a little crazy as well.
So don't ask about the things Michael's monkey saw at Michael's NeverLand ranch.
That's one monkey I am glad can't write a caption.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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