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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/30/2003 by Roger Mexico
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When I see Annabella do her surf-honey dance,

It does amazing things for the monster in my pants, . .

But some things pop my daydreams like a poison-pointed lance!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Roger Mexico> But hey, folks - don't get me wrong! Hilary is quite OK with me - just hard to do anything but joke with that pic!
<Lauren> I totally agree. And I love the poem.
<3Suns> Great one!
<guyPaulo> Yes, the camera can be cruel sometimes...

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