[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/16/2005 by splatdot
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Swirl gently around the nipple...

fondle with 4 fingers...

and then plant a bit wet kiss!
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:52:49drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51drooled over #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:13:00drooled over #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 408 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:16Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:14Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:13Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:10Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:08Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:45:06Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:59Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:54Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:52Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:51Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:50Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:49Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:48Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:47Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:46Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:45Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:43Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:42Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:40Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:38Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:36Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:35Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:28Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:25Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:24Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:23Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:22Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:21Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:20Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:19Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:18Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:17Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:16Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:15Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:14Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:13Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:12Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:11Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:10Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:09Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:08Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:07Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:06Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:05Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:04Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:03Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:02Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:01Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker00:44:00Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:59Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:58Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:56Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:55Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:54Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:53Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:52Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:51Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:50Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:49Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:48Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:41Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:40Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:39Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:38Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:37Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:36Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:34Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:33Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:32Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:31Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:30Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:29Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:28Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:27Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:26Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:25Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:24Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:23Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:22Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:21Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:20Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:19Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:18Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:17Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:16Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:43:09Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:58Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:57Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:50Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:49Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:48Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:47Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:42Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:40Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:36Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:34Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:33Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:31Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:30Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:28Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:27Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:25Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:24Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:23Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:22Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:21Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:20Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:17Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:16Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:15Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:14Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:13Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:12Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:02Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:42:00Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:56Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:55Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:54Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:53Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:51Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:50Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:49Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:48Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:47Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:46Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:44Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:41Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:40Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:39Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:38Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:37Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:36Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:35Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:34Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:33Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:32Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:31Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:30Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:29Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:28Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:25Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:14Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:13Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:12Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:11Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:10Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:09Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:07Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:06Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:03Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:02Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:01Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker00:41:00Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:59Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:58Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:56Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:55Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:54Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:53Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:51Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:50Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:49Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:48Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:47Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:46Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:45Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:43Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:42Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:41Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:40Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:39Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:38Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:37Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:36Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:34Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:33Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:32Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:31Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:30Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:29Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:28Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:27Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:26Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:25Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:24Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:22Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:21Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:20Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:19Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:18Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:17Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:16Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:10Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:08Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:07Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:06Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:05Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:04Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:03Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:02Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:01Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker00:40:00Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:59Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:58Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:56Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:55Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:54Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:53Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:52Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:51Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:49Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:48Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:47Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:46Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:45Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:44Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:43Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:41Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:40Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:39Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:32Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:31Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:26Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:24Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:23Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:22Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:20Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:19Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:18Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:17Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:16Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:15Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:14Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:13Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:12Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:11Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:10Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:08Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:07Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:05Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:04Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:03Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:02Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:01Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:39:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:59Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:58Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:56Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:55Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:54Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:50Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:49Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:48Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:47Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:46Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:44Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:43Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:41Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:38Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:33Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:32Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:28Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:27Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:26Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:24Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:23Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:22Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:21Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:20Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:19Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:18Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:17Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:16Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:15Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:13Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:12Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:11Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:10Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:09Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:08Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:07Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:06Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:03Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:02Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:59Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:53Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:52Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:51Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:50Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:49Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:48Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:46Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:44Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:43Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:32Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:29Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:28Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:26Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:25Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:24Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:23Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:22Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:19Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:11Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:06Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:05Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:04Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:02Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:01Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:00Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:59Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:58Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:56Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:55Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:54Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:53Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:52Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:51Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:50Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:49Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:48Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:44Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:43Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:42Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:41Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:40Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:39Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:38Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:37Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:36Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:34Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:33Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:32Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:31Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:30Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:29Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:28Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:27Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:26Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:20Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:19Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:11Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:10Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:07Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:06Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:05Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:04Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:03Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:02Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:01Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:00Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:59Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:57Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:53Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:52Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:50Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:49Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:47Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:42Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:41Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:40Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:39Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:36Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:35Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:34Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:33Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:32Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:31Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:29Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:28Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:26Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:25Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:23Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:22Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:21Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:20Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:19Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:17Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:16Caption #233

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post