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Most Emailed Photos - 04/22/2004 by the Snoid from Sheboygan
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You rookie agents must learn that the Witness Protection Program is NOT foolproof!

Here we see Jimmie "The Lip" Cannelloni after he was picked up wandering the alleys of Key West doing tricks for Havanas.

Igor "Funny Man" Rysoczekz had been warned against doing his Jay Leno routine at tailgate parties, and this time he enraged a vanful of dyke Eagles fans.

Paddy "The Banshee" O'Leary was supposed to be laying low as a kiddie park ticket-taker, but he insisted on fraternizing with any girls who reminded him of his sister back in Cork!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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