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Most Emailed Photos - 04/22/2004 by Jmofwiw
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Finding Myself

Discovering my lot in life was no easy task. I started out as a cross-dressing comedian. But people said I looked like a cross between George Burns and the Chiquita Banana Lady.




So next I tried to make a living
as a Karaoke Singer.
They booed me
off the stage.
I didn't find out until
the next morning that
they don't
pay you to do Karaoke.




But now
I have
found
happiness
as a
chauffer
at Six Flags.


(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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