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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/10/2004 by guyPaulo
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My first girlfriend, Tracy, was nice and kinda pretty but I had to dump her. She was always getting teased at school about the weird baby-arm that grew out of her back, and my rep was getting hurt.

Next, I dated the Bislobowski twins, but I had to break up with them too. All they wanted to do was have hot, 3-way sex all the time, and I was really focused on trying to beat Mike Tyson's Punchout before anyone else in my class. You have to set your priorities in life.

Rather than go through the dating drama again, I just go to my local whorehouse whenever I feel like "diving for the fuzzy clam."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<superwoman biatch> You are soooo wrong!
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<ElvisThePelvis> Mmmm....fuzzy clam.
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