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Most Emailed Photos - 12/09/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Sure, I have spent my time in some of the raunchiest gay bars in town.

My life of debauchery has led to a real decline in my health.

Luckily I found Jesus and NASCAR just in time.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> WCWJRF?

Which Car Would Jesus Root For?

<mypalmike> Oh yeah. Loved it.

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