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Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by Twinkles
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I came out of the closet years ago, but sometimes I still feel completely ostracized by society.

The battle over gay marriage looks ruff. It breeds hostility. But it is an entirely new terriertory for us. But at leash domesticated unions are starting to be recognized.

"Gee, Piglet, all this talk of the gay lifestyle has me thinking. Let's go back to my house at Pooh Corner and play 'hide the salami in the poo[h]'."


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<ajiav> I like this one, regardless. I'll say Elvis, for the hell of it.
<guyPaulo> I've done my share of funny sex-ephemisms, but this isn't one of them.
<mypalmike> Looks like Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> Oh no...I don't do puns.

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