Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 07/01/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I was so nervous, this was the most important question I had ever asked her, so I sweetened her up by giving her a rose.

Then I distracted her by giving her five of the cutest kittens I could possibly find, as I knelt down on one knee.

It was then as she gazed at me with eyes full of love, that I popped the question.

"Can I sleep with your best friend?"

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 372 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:40 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:39 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:38 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:37 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:36 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:35 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:34 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:33 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:32 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:31 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:28 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:27 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:26 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:24 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:23 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:15 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:13 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:12 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:10 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:09 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:08 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:07 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:06 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:05 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:04 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:02 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:29:01 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:59 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:50 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:49 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:47 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:46 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:44 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:39 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:36 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:33 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:30 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:29 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:28 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:27 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:26 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:25 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:24 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:23 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:21 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:20 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:18 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:17 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:16 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:15 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:14 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:13 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:12 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:11 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:10 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:09 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:08 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:05 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:04 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:03 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:02 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:01 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:28:00 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:59 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:58 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:57 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:56 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:55 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:54 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:53 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:51 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:45 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:44 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:43 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:42 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:41 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:39 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:38 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:37 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:36 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:35 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:34 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:33 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:32 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:31 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:29 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:27 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:21 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:20 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:18 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:17 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:11 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:10 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:07 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:27:04 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:59 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:55 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:54 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:52 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:51 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:50 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:49 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:48 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:47 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:46 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:45 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:44 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:42 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:41 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:40 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:39 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:38 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:37 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:36 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:31 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:29 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:26 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:16 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:13 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:12 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:09 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:08 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:07 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:06 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:05 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:04 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:03 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:26:00 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:59 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:58 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:57 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:53 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:52 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:51 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:50 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:49 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:48 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:47 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:46 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:45 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:44 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:43 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:42 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:41 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:39 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:38 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:37 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:35 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:30 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:29 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:28 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:27 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:25 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:24 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:22 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:20 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:19 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:18 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:15 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:13 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:12 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:11 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:10 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:09 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:08 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:07 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:06 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:05 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:04 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:03 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:02 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:01 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:25:00 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:59 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:58 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:57 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:55 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:50 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:48 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:47 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:44 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:41 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:36 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:35 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:34 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:31 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:25 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:23 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:22 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:19 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:16 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:11 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:09 Caption #949

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:08 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:07 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:06 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:05 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:04 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:03 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:01 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:24:00 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:59 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:58 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:57 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:56 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:55 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:54 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:53 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:51 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:49 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:48 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:47 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:46 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:44 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:43 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:41 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:39 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:37 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:36 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:35 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:32 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:31 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:30 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:29 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:28 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:27 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:26 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:25 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:23 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:22 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:21 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:20 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:19 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:18 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:17 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:16 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:15 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:13 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:11 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:10 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:08 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:07 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:06 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:03 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:23:02 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:59 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:58 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:55 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:54 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:51 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:49 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:45 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:43 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:41 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:40 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:38 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:35 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:34 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:33 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:32 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:31 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:30 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:29 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:27 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:26 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:25 Caption #-53

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:16 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:15 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:14 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:13 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:12 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:11 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:10 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:09 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:07 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:05 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:04 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:03 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:02 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:01 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:22:00 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:59 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:58 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:56 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:54 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:53 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:52 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:51 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:50 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:49 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:48 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:47 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:46 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:45 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:44 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:43 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:42 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:41 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:39 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:37 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:36 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:33 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:32 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:30 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:28 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:26 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:24 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:23 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:21 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:20 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:19 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:17 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:15 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:14 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:13 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:11 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:10 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:08 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:06 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:05 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:04 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:03 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:02 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:01 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:21:00 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:59 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:58 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:57 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:56 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:55 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:54 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:53 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:52 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:51 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:49 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:47 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:46 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:45 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:44 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:42 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:41 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:40 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:39 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:38 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:37 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:36 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:34 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:32 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:31 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:29 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:28 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:27 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:26 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:25 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:24 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:23 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:22 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:21 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:20 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:19 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:18 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:17 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:16 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:15 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:13 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:12 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:11 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:10 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:09 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:08 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:20:07 Caption #7

Board

[Post Message]

I learned one thing early, a painful lesson reaped while I was but a sapling at age 9. My first love: Julie Anne Tovey, the girl down the street, mousey hair, yellow roller boots, red swim suit and fine singer of "Frankie, do you remember me?". Oh! Oh Julie, did you love me truely?

At the end of the summer I cycled like a 9 year old boy on a bicycle down the hill, my short mother cut hair awkwardly bouncing in the wind, manically pedaling my Night Burner BMX. I stopped at the village garage (gas station) and with the money I had earnestly received by digging down the backs of the couches at the old folks home, I paid for and bought two red roses that had been standing in a white, oil encrusted mechanics bucket outside the garage all week.

I had wanted to give her a dozen roses, or even a half dozen, but the old folks had heartlessly spent most of their summer days outside instead of lying comotose on the couches inside. I thought two roses will be good, symbolic, her and I, me and her, she will like that and maybe, perhaps she will for once agree to a snog.

I remember a sweet kiss on the cheek and a smile, before I paniced and ran away. (Oh please chase me!)

Then a few days later I asked her about the roses, she said that one had died and lost all it's petals, but the other was fine. I told her that one of them represented me and the other represented her. She frowned and said to me, "You are dumped, Jamie kisses better than you."

So there is the lesson, never ever ever ever buy just two roses, one will always wither and die first, closing forever the doors of the summer of love.

There are 16 messages for this day.

<Axolotl> I got a soundtrack to your bittersweet story. Just enough for a sentimental ep.

1. Needles and pins - the Ramones
2. Strangers when we meet - the Smitereens
3. Hackensack - Fountains of Wayne
4. Caroline no - Brian Wilson

<Kumiho> If it makes you feel better, Mort, my first crush told everyone in the school that I liked him and I had to spend the next two years suffering teasing about it until my folks got transfered.

<Luminaire> Aww, Mort, that's so sweet 'n' sad.

There's a tiny spot on my monitor that I never noticed until today, and it makes the Japanese woman look like she has a bindi. It's in exactly the right spot and everything.

<Mort> That's from page 444 of my autobiography "Mort: We all got it comin'", in stores now.

<ElvisThePelvis> Funny, I just finished a book titled "Mort: You Have It Coming". Life is weird like that...

<ElvisThePelvis> Though I truly thought this was your story:

...www.amazon.com...

<Mort> "This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental."

Or so he says... I should sue.

<ElvisThePelvis> Though I truly thought this was your story:

...www.amazon.com...

<ajiav> ha! according to that link, Mort isn't even real...created by some guy named Terry Pratchett!

<Kumiho> Then... MR. Pratchett is really Mort! Terry! You're an awesome writer! PLEASE come to ORYCON this year!

<ElvisThePelvis> If Terry created Mort and Mort created us, then all reality is based on a lie.

<Mort> Pretty much.

<mypalmike> Great story today! I think the moral of the story is to buy a dozen roses and seek out some group sex.

<Mort> Happy Birthday Little Niece Heather!

Born today at 2am.

<rio> how can i draw a perfect manga work

<David Byrden> Rio; the first thing you'll need is punctuation.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post