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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion. Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't. All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007. |
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| <Axolotl> I got a soundtrack to your bittersweet story. Just enough for a sentimental ep. 1. Needles and pins - the Ramones | ||
| <Kumiho> If it makes you feel better, Mort, my first crush told everyone in the school that I liked him and I had to spend the next two years suffering teasing about it until my folks got transfered. | ||
| <Luminaire> Aww, Mort, that's so sweet 'n' sad. There's a tiny spot on my monitor that I never noticed until today, and it makes the Japanese woman look like she has a bindi. It's in exactly the right spot and everything. | ||
| <Mort> That's from page 444 of my autobiography "Mort: We all got it comin'", in stores now. | ||
| <ElvisThePelvis> Funny, I just finished a book titled "Mort: You Have It Coming". Life is weird like that... | ||
| <ElvisThePelvis> Though I truly thought this was your story: | ||
| <Mort> "This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental." Or so he says... I should sue. | ||
| <ElvisThePelvis> Though I truly thought this was your story: | ||
| <ajiav> ha! according to that link, Mort isn't even real...created by some guy named Terry Pratchett! | ||
| <Kumiho> Then... MR. Pratchett is really Mort! Terry! You're an awesome writer! PLEASE come to ORYCON this year! | ||
| <ElvisThePelvis> If Terry created Mort and Mort created us, then all reality is based on a lie. | ||
| <Mort> Pretty much. | ||
| <mypalmike> Great story today! I think the moral of the story is to buy a dozen roses and seek out some group sex. | ||
| <Mort> Happy Birthday Little Niece Heather! Born today at 2am. | ||
| <rio> how can i draw a perfect manga work | ||
| <David Byrden> Rio; the first thing you'll need is punctuation. | ||