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Most Emailed Photos - 06/30/2004 by Mort
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I'm coming, I'm coming!

You better hurry, these nipples won't stay hard forever.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 10 messages for this day.
<ajiav> poor chihuahua!
<Mort> He is the captain of the steam boat of love!
<ajiav> he is probably a happy dog, but it still makes me a little sad
<Kumiho> I donno, if he gets the girl at the end of his run I think he's a really lucky gdog!
<Kumiho> um...dog I mean.
<Axolotl> That crippled dog is really bringing out the worst of us today.
<mypalmike> G-Dog! Mort, no rant today? Not even a little!
<Darlenenbc> I had a dog on wheels once...no really, sounds like the start of a bad joke doesn't it?
He had hip problems. There is a company that makes doggy wheelchairs to size for about 300 bucks. He was very happy and he lived 8 more years to the age of 12, people years of course.
<mypalmike> "Dog On Wheels" is a groovy tuneby Belle and Sebastian.
<Mort> When was the last time I really ranted? I figured this ain't no 15 year old's log O'angst.


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