So as the star gets closer to the black hole the immense gravity starts to attract matter, and we see a so-called accretion disc of spiralling...
Ah shit, I'm gettin' bored of this research. Time to surf the web and get rid of all my frustrations ...
Now were talking, I can feel the blood rushing down to the old boy already. Time for something harder to satisfy that closet gay streak ... hairy... bear... sex
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