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Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2005 by mypalmike
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Wealth has afforded me many luxuries. From diamond rings, to yachts, to a private foundation for advanced research into the genetics of extremely aggressive wasps, hornets, and bees, located on one's own private estate, there is nothing money can't buy. Except for a strong work ethic. Which is why I sent my son, Biff, outside to mow the lawn.

As I lounged in bed that fateful Saturday, I looked up through the glass dome that was the bedroom ceiling. An ominous feeling came over me. And then I realized why. I jumped out of bed and ran outside.

This was all I found left of Biff. Poor kid never had a chance.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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