I was running late for the fashion show. "Damn," I thought, "I worked like a dog for months on those new designs! I can't miss it!"
"After all, the sheer brilliance of my new little black dress was a cut above the rest. Tit for tat, I should have the competition sewn up!"
Unfortunately, as my mind wandered, I got lost. When I finally asked for directions, this guy just pointed both ways. It made me very cross.
I missed the fashion show.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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