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Most Emailed Photos - 03/29/2004 by Regnad Kcin
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Bradshaw's customary aroma was making my throat clench like a bookie's fist, but I needed any leads I could get.
"This is a lost puppy case, flatfoot," he smirked.
"I need your nose in it like I need this phoney coinage!"

But the coin gave me an idea - something about big birds . . "Hey, Bradshaw," I grinned, "Looks like you've got some nifty new vehicles for your crack patrol force!!"

Yeah, it was those Ice Capades again . . I couldn't get the image out of my head . . Something about a skater who called himself "Big Bird, friend of PETA"


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Your story need a bit more cohesion. It needs a story line, I think.
<apple juice is a verb> i like it.
<Regnad Kcin> Lauren, I thought you of all people would get it - this mystery ain't over. In fact, it started yesterday!

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