After seeing the Super Bowl Halftime show, everyone wanted their own nipple jewelry.
An item such as this, though, can be very expensive.
And if you need to buy six of them, you can just forget it. You can't afford it!
But this lucky man traded Janet Jackson the phone number of his tailor for her star-shaped ring. Seems she was looking for a new tailor after her "wardrobe malfunction."
(Fashion Wire Daily)
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