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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Axolotl
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Reticulate calf

Will one day destroy

the earth

Can't wait to grow up


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Carol> Godzilla was cute when he was little!
<Lauren> So what you are saying is that baby giraffes grow up into giant automated lizards? Well, I guess you would know best, Axolotl
<ElvisThePelvis> I miss Godzuki.
<H. Monkey> What?! Godzuki was worse than the wondertwins' pet monkey.
<ajiav> i remember one where godzilla was teaching his son to stand up to bullies. also, godzilla's son was friends with a human boy who had bully problems of his own. the boy ended up foiling some bank robbers with the lessons he had learned on monster island.
<Stormi> what show was this?
<ajiav> some godzilla movie. i don't remember the name, except that in the movies the little godzilla is Minya or something and not Godzuki.
<mypalmike> Are you sure that wasn't the Brady Bunch? And "monster island" was Hawaii? And "Godzilla" was Mike and the son was Bobby?
<ajiav> hmmm...maybe you're right.

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