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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by David Byrden
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I ate some giraffes.
The bones got stuck in my teeth,
but they were tasty.

Washed 'em down with gas,
premium lead-free of course.
Thank you, Human Race!

When I stomp your towns
don't you know my ghastly roars
really mean "Whoa! oops!"
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Oh, this one is good.
<ElvisThePelvis> [STOMP]Sorry! My Fault!
<3Suns> I need to work the phrase "Thank you Human Race!" into my everyday speech.
<ajiav> 
<mypalmike> Great!

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