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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by David Byrden
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I ate some giraffes.
The bones got stuck in my teeth,
but they were tasty.

Washed 'em down with gas,
premium lead-free of course.
Thank you, Human Race!

When I stomp your towns
don't you know my ghastly roars
really mean "Whoa! oops!"
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Oh, this one is good.
<ElvisThePelvis> [STOMP]Sorry! My Fault!
<3Suns> I need to work the phrase "Thank you Human Race!" into my everyday speech.
<ajiav> 
<mypalmike> Great!

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