"Ah, yes. The Baldwin brothers marry each other in a quiet civil ceremony, making the world a safer place for starlets everywhere.
"Courtney Love finally shows up for her preliminary hearing, straight and sober and says absolutely nothing ridiculous about her overdoses being good lessons for her young daughter.
"It was hard work and all done before breakfast, but someone had to set the world a-right."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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