Mankind has become saturated with envy, lust, and greed.
In our sloth, we have committed hideous atrocities against nature, and have become prideful of our ability to create.
With great apprehension, the Vatican unleashes its final measure against the downfall of civilization.
Reverend Freaknasty, go forth and GET FUNKY!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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