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Most Emailed Photos - 12/15/2003 by Luminaire
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When I was growing up, all the other boys made fun of me. They'd sneak up behind me during PE and give me the worst wedgies.

I was in so much pain emotionally, I resorted to self-mutilation. But in the end, that only alienated me more, for people thought I was gross and weird.

Really, is it any wonder I turned out the way I did?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> We are all but the sum total of our life experiences. Sad, but true.
<mypalmike> I almost became a despot myself.

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