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Most Emailed Photos - 12/15/2003 by Colleen Mc.
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I missed the final goal; that wedgie took its toll.

I shocked the whole nation with self-mutilation

Now I live in a vermin-like hole.


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<Lauren> Wahoo! Great rhymes.
<Little Bee> I got a good chuckle out of this one.
<mypalmike> Tee hee. Me too.
<nicole> what is the girl doing to her body (self mutilation)sorry cant see it very good
<pop> lol

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