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Most Emailed Photos - 05/22/2006

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Everyone forgets about Seven Of Nine's Older Sister, Flo, and her brief but life changing marriage to Geordi.

Strangely, the Borg tried to assimilate her when they got Seven, but it seems the nano technology got lost in her titanic teats.

Just telling this story to Deana Troi sent her to the holodeck where she masturbated furiously.

Geordi watched from his special camera room...and wept.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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