[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/14/2005 by mypalmike
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Linux is more than a toy, dad... I mean, Mr. Gates. It's a revolution, and it's going to topple your evil empire! You're evil! Evil, evil, evil!

####-####
####-####
####-####
_________

Who, me? Evil?

When you were a baby, I created Microsoft Office Clippy for you!!! Was that evil!?!?

Wait, let me rephrase that...

[continued...]

(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 379 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:03Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:02Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:00Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:59Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:58Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:57Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:56Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:55Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:54Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:51Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:50Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:49Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:46Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:45Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:44Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:43Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:42Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:38Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:36Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:34Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:33Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:31Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:30Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:28Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:26Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:25Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:23Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:22Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:20Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:18Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:15Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:14Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:13Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:11Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:10Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:08Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:07Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:06Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:04Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:03Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:02Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:00Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:59Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:58Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:57Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:54Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:52Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:50Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:48Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:46Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:45Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:44Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:42Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:41Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:39Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:38Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:37Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:36Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:35Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:34Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:33Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:31Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:30Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:26Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:22Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:18Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:17Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:14Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:13Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:12Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:11Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:10Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:09Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:08Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:07Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:06Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:05Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:03Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:01Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:58Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:57Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:53Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:49Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:48Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:47Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:43Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:42Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:39Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:38Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:35Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:34Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:33Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:31Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:30Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:29Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:27Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:25Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:24Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:23Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:21Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:20Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:19Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:18Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:17Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:15Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:14Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:13Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:12Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:11Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:10Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:09Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:07Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:05Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:04Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:59Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:58Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:55Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:54Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:51Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:48Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:47Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:45Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:44Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:43Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:42Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:40Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:39Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:38Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:35Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:34Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:33Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:31Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:27Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:26Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:25Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:24Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:23Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:19Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:18Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:15Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:14Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:13Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:12Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:11Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:10Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:09Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:08Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:07Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:05Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:04Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:03Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:59Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:58Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:57Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:55Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:52Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:51Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:47Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:46Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:44Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:43Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:41Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:40Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:39Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:37Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:36Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:35Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:31Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:28Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:27Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:24Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:22Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:19Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:17Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:16Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:15Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:12Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:11Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:10Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:07Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:05Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:03Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:02Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:00Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:59Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:58Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:57Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:55Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:53Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:52Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:51Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:47Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:45Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:44Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:43Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:41Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:39Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:38Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:37Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:35Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:33Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:31Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:29Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:28Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:23Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:19Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:18Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:16Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:15Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:14Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:13Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:12Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:11Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:07Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:06Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:03Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:01Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:59Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:58Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:57Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:56Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:55Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:54Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:53Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:52Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:51Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:50Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:49Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:48Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:46Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:43Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:39Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:37Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:35Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:34Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:33Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:31Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:29Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:28Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:27Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:26Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:25Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:24Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:23Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:22Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:21Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:20Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:19Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:18Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:13Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:10Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:09Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:06Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:05Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker04:25:04Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:52Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:50Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:49Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:48Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:45Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:44Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:43Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:41Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:39Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:35Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:33Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:31Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:27Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:26Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:25Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:24Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:21Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:20Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:19Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:18Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:16Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:15Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:14Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:13Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:12Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:10Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:09Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:08Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:06Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:05Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:03Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:01Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker04:24:00Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:59Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:58Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:57Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:56Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:55Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:54Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:51Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:50Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:46Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:43Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:40Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:39Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:38Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:37Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:34Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:32Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:31Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:30Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:29Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:27Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:25Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:22Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:18Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:16Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:12Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:11Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:10Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:09Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:07Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:05Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:04Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:01Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker04:23:00Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:58Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:57Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:56Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:54Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:52Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:51Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:49Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:47Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:46Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:44Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:43Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:42Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:39Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:38Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:37Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:35Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:34Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:33Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:32Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:30Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:27Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:25Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:23Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:18Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:17Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:16Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:15Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:14Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:13Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:09Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:07Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:05Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:04Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker04:22:03Caption #684

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 7 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> I always knew there was a Hilter-Clippy connection!
<Lauren> Okay, so I spend the latter part of the '70's and most of the '80's living under a rock.... what is a "Clippy?"
<mypalmike> ...www.rjlsoftware.com...
<Lauren> OMG!! That's Mr. Paperclip Man. I never knew he had a nickname. I HATE him.
<Kumiho> 
<Axolotl> I think this is the first time a picture has been augmented with ASCII-art! So good ! Teh new aewsum!
<JP> Ahh, that's ascii art - I get it now.. This is like a star trek, space invaders thing, and he's, like, one of them teddy bear critters that sings "jub jub", right?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post