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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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As the legend of my crotch grew, men wished to test my stamina...

I grew fond of showing people my penis, even in the most inappropriate situations.

I took to asking the women I met if they could "take it all"...

One woman did...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<apple juice is a verb> 
<Mark> you win ..

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