[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

As the legend of my crotch grew, men wished to test my stamina...

I grew fond of showing people my penis, even in the most inappropriate situations.

I took to asking the women I met if they could "take it all"...

One woman did...

(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:09drooled over #7


Current Users

There have been 47 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:02Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:43Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:16Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:09Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:04Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:36Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:58Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:33Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:10Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:09Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:59Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:47Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:36Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:10Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:09Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:46Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:40Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:19Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:50Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:49Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:46Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:43Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:41Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:40Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:39Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:21Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:11Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:03Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:01Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:46Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:28Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:12Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:57Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:30Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:11Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:53Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:30Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:15Caption #271

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<apple juice is a verb> 
<Mark> you win ..

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post