I know where babies come from! My mommy telled me that babies come from when sometimes when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and want to get married.
Then the mommy and daddy do a special private thing that mommy said she'd tell me about when I'm older and they have a coms... a conspet... a comseption.
And that's where babies come from!
Mommy didn't tell me about why babies eat gross boobies though.
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