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Whew! I feel like I crapped out an elephant yesterday. Explosive Diarrhea is never funny if you're the one loosing your spleen.

The Taiwanese restaurant I ate at had a choice of a large or small "hot dog special." I was a pig and had them both. I told the chef to prepare them medium-rare. Big mistake.

Taiwan might make great electronics, but their food sucks!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Yeah, the Taiwanese chef photo still haunts me, too, guy.
<guyPaulo> I can't believe Mort never put it up! I guess he's still trying to make the site friendly for kids, a noble goal concidering some of the filthy minds around here.
<Lauren> It was pretty gruesome. Thanks for pointing me to it that day, guy...
<mypalmike> That third picture is really hard to tie in, but you did it. Nice.

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