[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Whew! I feel like I crapped out an elephant yesterday. Explosive Diarrhea is never funny if you're the one loosing your spleen.

The Taiwanese restaurant I ate at had a choice of a large or small "hot dog special." I was a pig and had them both. I told the chef to prepare them medium-rare. Big mistake.

Taiwan might make great electronics, but their food sucks!
(AFP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 51 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:57Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:56Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:55Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:54Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:53Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:52Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:51Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:50Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:49Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:48Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:46Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:45Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:44Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:42Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:40Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:39Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:38Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:37Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:36Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:35Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:34Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:33Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:32Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:31Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:30Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:29Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:28Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:27Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:26Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:25Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:24Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:23Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:22Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:21Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:20Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:19Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:18Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:17Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:16Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:15Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:14Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:13Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:12Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:11Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:10Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:09Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:08Caption #720

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Yeah, the Taiwanese chef photo still haunts me, too, guy.
<guyPaulo> I can't believe Mort never put it up! I guess he's still trying to make the site friendly for kids, a noble goal concidering some of the filthy minds around here.
<Lauren> It was pretty gruesome. Thanks for pointing me to it that day, guy...
<mypalmike> That third picture is really hard to tie in, but you did it. Nice.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post