Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Whew! I feel like I crapped out an elephant yesterday. Explosive Diarrhea is never funny if you're the one loosing your spleen.

The Taiwanese restaurant I ate at had a choice of a large or small "hot dog special." I was a pig and had them both. I told the chef to prepare them medium-rare. Big mistake.

Taiwan might make great electronics, but their food sucks!

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 167 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:56 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:55 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:54 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:53 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:50 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:49 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:46 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:42 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:38 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:35 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:34 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:33 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:31 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:27 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:25 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:24 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:23 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:22 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:19 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:18 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:16 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:15 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:14 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:12 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:11 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:10 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:08 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:07 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:06 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:03 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:02 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:01 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:43:00 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:59 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:58 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:57 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:56 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:54 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:52 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:50 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:49 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:47 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:46 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:44 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:42 Caption #-69

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:41 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:40 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:38 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:37 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:34 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:31 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:30 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:28 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:27 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:26 Caption #-51

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:24 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:22 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:21 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:20 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:18 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:14 Caption #-51

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:13 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:11 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:10 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:08 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:06 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:03 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:02 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:01 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:42:00 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:58 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:57 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:54 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:50 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:47 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:46 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:45 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:44 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:42 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:41 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:38 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:36 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:34 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:33 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:32 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:30 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:28 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:27 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:26 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:25 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:24 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:22 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:20 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:19 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:18 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:16 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:15 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:14 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:13 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:10 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:09 Caption #977

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:06 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:04 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:02 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:41:01 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:59 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:58 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:57 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:56 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:55 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:54 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:52 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:51 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:50 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:48 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:46 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:42 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:41 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:39 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:38 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:37 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:35 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:34 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:33 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:32 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:31 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:30 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:29 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:27 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:26 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:24 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:22 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:21 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:18 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:17 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:14 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:13 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:12 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:11 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:10 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:09 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:08 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:07 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:06 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:05 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:04 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:02 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:40:01 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:58 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:56 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:55 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:54 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:53 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:52 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:51 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:50 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:49 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:48 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:46 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:43 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:42 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:41 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:38 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:37 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:36 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:35 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:39:34 Caption #113

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Yeah, the Taiwanese chef photo still haunts me, too, guy.
<guyPaulo> I can't believe Mort never put it up! I guess he's still trying to make the site friendly for kids, a noble goal concidering some of the filthy minds around here.
<Lauren> It was pretty gruesome. Thanks for pointing me to it that day, guy...
<mypalmike> That third picture is really hard to tie in, but you did it. Nice.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post