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Most Emailed Photos - 04/25/2004 by obtuse
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Next on ESPN4! Watch as the worlds bulkiest men strain to lift, drag, and carry enormous objects around an exotic location! Isn't "Magnus" is the coolest name ever!? We GUARANTEE someone will break a bone in every episode, but WHO WILL IT BE!?


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Next on QVC! Genetically engineered fingernail cleaners! These are a great value, but only for a limited time!


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Next on E!, it's WILD ON E! This blonde bitch loves to wear little or nothing and dances like a stripper! But she won't go home with just anyone! Who is this hottie, and what did he do, that makes her want to get between his legs so badly!? All this, and tantalizing pixellation over various female naughty bits, its WILD ON E!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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