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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004

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Sadly, I missed the captin contest today because of a meeting. My boss wanted to know if we could improve cash-flow by using our laser printer to "generate some capital without sacrificing our resources."

I told him that I'd get right on it, but then I just went back to my cubicle to surf the web for Korean porn with my pants around my ankles.

Later, I got a little more productive and created a device which will elinimate the need for pointless meetings.

The device drills a hole directly into your skull and fills your cranium up with a sticky gelatinous mucus, thus simulating the sensation of going through 6 hours of debate over the benefits of "Hawaiian Shirt Day" versus the advatages of "Bring you pet to work Day".

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> wow, you coulda been a contenda! Seriously, guy, this one is very good, especially the last panel. At my last job, I thought about having eyes tattooed on my eyelids so I could sleep and still appear attentive.
<ElvisThePelvis> I just clawed my way to the top of the organization. Then when I slept in meetings nobody dared to say anything to me or I would fire them :)
Excellent caption...you get the latecomer award.
<guyPaulo> (Sigh) It could have been #6 for me. Of course, if I had a chance to enter the contest, then this captiopn wouldn't really have come about, and I would have just entered some lame loose-bowel joke.
<Carol> Way to use your pain in your art.
<Hysterical Woman> Good story. I likey.

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