I would battle Cerberus at the very gates of hell for you, my love.
Your love is like a red, red rose, and your tattoos are like orange, orange roses. Come here, my...
...OH, F*CK!... pour me another strong one, um, babe.
Tomorrow morning's gonna be a lot worse than my normal hangovers.
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Description
The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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