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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by obtuse
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Do you, Rover, take Emily to be your lawfully wedded wife?

WOOF

Very well. Now, if there are any here who forbid this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace.

*doors crash open*

I DO!

Emily! What are you doing with this... this... beast!? Don't you love me?

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> You're back in the groove obtuse. This one rocks!
<yoyology> It's an episode of The Young and the Flightless!
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<Lauren> Why couldn't this have happened at my wedding?
<guyPaulo> Its kind of like "The Graduate."
<apple juice is a verb> I feel this one. I really do.
<ElvisThePelvis> Best human weds dog caption yet!!
<mypalmike> I'm laughing at Elvis.
<Stomi> Wish this had been my sister's wedding. *sigh*

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