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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by obtuse
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Do you, Rover, take Emily to be your lawfully wedded wife?


Very well. Now, if there are any here who forbid this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace.

*doors crash open*


Emily! What are you doing with this... this... beast!? Don't you love me?



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> You're back in the groove obtuse. This one rocks!
<yoyology> It's an episode of The Young and the Flightless!
<Lauren> Why couldn't this have happened at my wedding?
<guyPaulo> Its kind of like "The Graduate."
<apple juice is a verb> I feel this one. I really do.
<ElvisThePelvis> Best human weds dog caption yet!!
<mypalmike> I'm laughing at Elvis.
<Stomi> Wish this had been my sister's wedding. *sigh*

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