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Most Emailed Photos - 12/24/2003 by Axolotl
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I'm gonna track down Santa and punish him! That cheap c***!

All I got were these really c***** 'hirsute Hedwig' dolls

I hopw he gets trampled and die! Does he want me to grow up a c***s*****g furry or something?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Happy holiday, Axolotl.
<Axolotl> ..and many happy returns to you!

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