The first man I ever slept with was much older than I was. He gave me the crabs.
I'd also drank too much that night.
This is what I woke up to the next morning:
'Hey lover, let's go to Denny's and get some breakfast!'
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emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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