The white-hot, radioactive alien egg landed right in my pool, boiling my little sister instantly. |
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The cruel alien overlords spewed for to conquor us. Unfortunatly for them, our gravity was 20 times heavier than theirs, so they were reduced to harmless, limp little chaps who tired very easily. |
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They did strike a deal with me to aid them, however. In exchange for carrying them around while they lash out at us puny humans with their alien death-claw, I get to be Governor of South America and Australia! |
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