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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by guyPaulo
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The white-hot, radioactive alien egg landed right in my pool, boiling my little sister instantly.

The cruel alien overlords spewed for to conquor us. Unfortunatly for them, our gravity was 20 times heavier than theirs, so they were reduced to harmless, limp little chaps who tired very easily.

They did strike a deal with me to aid them, however. In exchange for carrying them around while they lash out at us puny humans with their alien death-claw, I get to be Governor of South America and Australia!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Cool, you get the two most defensible positions in Risk!
<mypalmike> It takes a while to see the first pic as a pool (I'm still not quite sure I see it). But the lethargic pandas are great!
<3Suns> I believe the first pic is supposed to be the egg as it's traveling through the water. The spinal cord is the trail it's leaving behind.
<Carol> Great fit with the pictures!

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