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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/17/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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"...So, when you accept Jesus Christ into your heart, and live a good, Christian life, you will be rewarded with eternal salvation!! As a final gesture, I'd like to give you these pamphlets and...oh...umm...

...guys? hey, guys?

Night-time Adventures of a Christian on a Mission

"So you see, miss, God has a special plan for you and the baby you're carrying.

...no Miss, coat hangers are not part of that plan.

"Yes, Mister Dogg, in heaven there are as many jellybeans as you could ever hope for. You know, Mister Dogg, you're the only person this evening that's even really listened to me..."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<apple juice is a verb> I apologize if this is offensive.
<Lauren> Except for breaking the layout, I cannot see what would be offensive on this one, ajiav. It's just a little too real.
<ajiav> Breaking layout is what I do! DON'T QUESTION MY ART!!
<guyPaulo> I vote for this to win!!!!!! I don't care if it does break the format, it rocks!
<mypalmike> Yeah this one is teh new sexy. As an aside, I just sold an old camera on ebay. The buyer sent a money order along with some evangelical pamphlet thingy. Maybe I should throw in some gay porn with the camera.
<3Suns> Mike, that's the best idea ever. Maybe not porn, just load some objectionable images onto the camera, like the one above.
<MLimburg> how about pictures of you burning the pamphlets on some form of stone alter ...
<mypalmike> That would be better. Less likely I'd get arrested too.
<David Byrden> Mike? Send back just a postcard... "Jesus wants you to give that camera to the poor, so I did it for you"
<mypalmike> David, you could make a killing on ebay if you advertised expensive religious merchandise, and then sent that postcard every time.
<MLimburg> David/mypalmike .. Love the idea! Even as a joke, send that postcard and two days later, send the camera with a 'so, how holy did you feel when you got the postcard?' note
<spam> Format is for SUCKERS. Breaking said sucker-format(and also jellybeans) are for AWESOME PEOPLE.

You win.

<ElvisThePelvis> Take pictures of satanic objects and leave them on the camera...I love to scare the evagelicals.
<Fun da Mentalist> You people are so frightening. Like, you will go to Satan and a lot of us innocent will be dragged along with you! I will pray for your asses.

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