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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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The panda in this story has just found out he's very sick, and that he's going to die.

With this knowledge comes the realization that his has been a life without meaning. Our panda friend is in the midst of an existential crisis.

In his final weeks he finally learns to live, and in doing so leaves humanity a great legacy.

What can we do to be more like our panda friend?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Jmofwiw> What can we do to be more like our panda friend?

Eat more bamboo and climb more trees.

<David Byrden> Michael Jackson's rather like a panda, I suppose.
<Jmofwiw> ...you mean the way he's both black and white?
<3Suns> No, in the way he sits around all day and chews on bamboo stems.
<Lauren> Precious and priceless!

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