I tried star-gazing, which should be good here at the southpole, but it was just too boring.
I tried looking at Internet porn, but all I got was pictures of skinny human females. What's a bored bear to do?
Well, I guess I'll go wrestle some more with my weiro relative, "Uncle Grabass McStiffy."
At least he gives me candy for keeping our little matches secret.
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