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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by mypalmike
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The research hospital paid me $1000 to stick a microscopic tube in my penis. They took this picture of my vas deferens just as a sperm was beginning its journey through it.

During the procedure, they needed me to be "excited", so they offered me a selection of magazines, like this old issue of Playboy.

But I chose the National Geographic instead.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<infosponge> 
<Axolotl listening to theSmiths> Ouchee
<guyPaulo> sicko...
<ElvisThePelvis> Man Crass Day ROCKS! But I need to get even more Crass.
<3Suns> Hear that Mike? guyPaulo called you a sicko. Bonus points for Crass Day!
<Lauren> Oh, my! Brilliant.

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