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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by Carol
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Since the currency collapse after the Big Bomb, the only money is scrip ... I'm lucky to work at the 9-Eleven (formerly 7-Eleven; we run the generators 2 hours a day now).

My guru and spiritual master,
the bat-ear dog at the temple of Naruda, says:
"Just try to keep your head above water, keep your eyes and ears open; it's all that can be expected in times like these."

"Please leave an offering with the acolytes on your way out. Or better yet, the rest of that SlurpeeŽ."


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Carol> D'oh! Make that: "Garuda." Or who is that statue?
<3Suns> The temple of Pablo Neruda?

You and Lauren are full of intellectual references today, and us guys can only stare at those babes in the last pic...

<Lauren> Great story, Carol.
<mypalmike> You rule! 9-11 scrip is priceless! Well, I guess it actually is "priceless".
<ajiav> Awesome.

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