Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2004

by David Byrden

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

I didn't know what to do about these puppies. They just hung there in front of me, pink and fleshy and way too big.

It's like you have a pair of gardens that grow healthy food, but, like, they grow too much of it.

So... I bought this breast pump. Problem solved!

(AFP)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 332 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:13 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:12 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:10 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:08 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:06 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:04 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:02 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:00 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:59 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:55 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:50 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:49 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:48 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:47 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:44 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:43 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:41 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:39 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:37 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:35 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:30 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:28 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:25 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:23 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:22 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:21 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:19 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:17 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:17 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:14 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:12 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:10 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:07 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:06 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:04 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:03 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:02 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:01 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:59 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:58 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:57 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:55 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:54 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:50 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:49 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:48 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:47 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:45 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:42 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:41 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:40 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:37 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:36 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:34 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:30 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:29 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:26 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:23 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:22 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:20 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:19 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:18 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:16 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:15 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:10 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:09 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:06 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:03 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:00 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:58 Caption #945

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:55 Caption #935

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:54 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:52 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:51 Caption #975

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:50 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:49 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:48 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:42 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:41 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:39 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:36 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:34 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:30 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:27 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:25 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:24 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:22 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:21 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:19 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:15 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:13 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:11 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:09 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:08 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:07 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:05 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:04 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:02 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:01 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:17:00 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:58 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:55 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:54 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:51 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:49 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:48 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:46 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:42 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:39 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:37 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:36 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:35 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:31 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:30 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:26 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:24 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:23 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:22 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:20 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:15 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:14 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:12 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:11 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:10 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:09 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:08 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:06 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:04 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:03 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:16:00 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:59 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:58 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:57 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:54 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:53 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:52 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:50 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:49 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:46 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:43 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:40 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:39 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:37 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:35 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:34 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:31 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:29 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:27 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:25 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:24 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:22 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:21 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:19 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:18 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:17 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:16 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:15 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:12 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:08 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:07 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:03 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:15:02 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:59 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:58 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:56 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:54 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:53 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:51 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:49 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:48 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:44 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:42 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:40 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:38 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:36 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:35 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:33 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:31 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:28 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:27 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:24 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:21 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:20 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:18 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:15 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:14 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:12 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:11 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:05 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:02 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:01 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:14:00 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:59 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:58 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:56 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:54 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:53 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:50 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:49 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:48 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:46 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:45 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:43 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:41 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:40 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:39 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:34 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:29 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:28 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:26 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:24 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:23 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:20 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:19 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:14 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:12 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:11 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:11 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:10 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:07 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:04 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:02 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:13:00 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:59 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:54 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:53 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:50 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:46 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:45 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:44 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:43 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:40 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:39 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:38 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:35 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:32 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:31 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:30 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:27 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:26 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:25 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:23 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:21 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:20 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:19 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:16 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:15 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:14 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:13 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:12 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:11 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:09 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:08 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:07 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:12:03 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:59 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:58 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:54 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:53 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:52 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:51 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:50 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:49 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:48 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:47 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:46 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:45 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:41 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:39 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:38 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:37 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:36 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:35 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:28 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:26 Caption #975

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:24 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:23 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:21 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:19 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:18 Caption #976

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:16 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:14 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:13 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:11 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:09 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:08 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:05 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:04 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:03 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:11:00 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:59 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:58 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:54 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:51 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:50 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:48 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:47 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:46 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:45 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:44 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:43 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:42 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:39 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:38 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:36 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:35 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:33 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:30 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:28 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:27 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:26 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:25 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:24 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:23 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:22 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:20 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:18 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:17 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:16 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:15 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:14 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:10:13 Caption #110

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 6 comments for this caption.

<apple juice is a verb>
<David Byrden> You have to read it twice.
<guyPaulo> Oh god...that's a good one, D.B.
<Jmofwiw>
<mypalmike> I had to read it 4 times, but eventually I got it.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...had to read that one a few times before the rofl set in...

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post