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Most Emailed Photos - 10/29/2003 by Mort
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We decided against the normal "cute" costumes this halloween.

Our kids were too scared to dress up as the damned or the deviant,

so we dressed them up as porn stars instead.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Not too sure about this caption, I think it could have been better.

There are 6 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Everyone, take a look at Lauren's caption (4th alt). Mort, Lauren deserves some kind of recognition, cause I crapped my spleen laughing upon reading the submission.
<Mort> Hi Lauren, nice caption.
<yoyology> I tried to do a set of captions that included a hyperlink, but the link didn't work in the preview. Is there a different syntax than "a href" to do hyperlinks, or are they not allowed at all?
<Mort> I disabled html with the exception of bold, italic and underline tags. I don't see any reason for not allowing hrefs.

Let me code it up and I will get back to you when you can link.

<David Byrden> OK, here's a reason to disallow hyperlinks: imagine this board full of spam links to penis-enlargement websites.
<Mort> And that's bad because?

I wouldn't allow it on the board.

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