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Most Emailed Photos - 01/27/2005 by David Byrden
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Yo, dudes!

For my New Year's Resolution, I gave up Budweiser...



...also, I quit looking at lingerie magazines.

So after 4 weeks, how do I feel?



I feel like my life is just one huge, empty box.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<Mort> I have this theory that people have a set amount of vice, and if you stop the mundane stuff like drinking and punnishing the red headed stepchild; then you'll just end up doing more destructive things like poking babies with sticks and licking german armpits.
<Kumiho> Methink's Mort has a good point.
<What?>  I'll pass that on to Michael Jackson to use in his defense, he should never have given up Pepsi.

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