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Most Emailed Photos - 01/27/2005 by David Byrden
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Yo, dudes!

For my New Year's Resolution, I gave up Budweiser...

...also, I quit looking at lingerie magazines.

So after 4 weeks, how do I feel?

I feel like my life is just one huge, empty box.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Mort> I have this theory that people have a set amount of vice, and if you stop the mundane stuff like drinking and punnishing the red headed stepchild; then you'll just end up doing more destructive things like poking babies with sticks and licking german armpits.
<Kumiho> Methink's Mort has a good point.
<What?>  I'll pass that on to Michael Jackson to use in his defense, he should never have given up Pepsi.

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