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Most Emailed Photos - 01/25/2004 by guyPaulo
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God I hate being an tropical endangered species in China. First, they put us in a zoo in frigid MONGOLIA! Then, they dye our fur for the amusement of the goddamn masses....

Yeah, come a little closer M*therF*cker. I've got a fistful of poo with your name on it, you monkie-dying f*cktard.

Of course, the "preservation" methods practiced on other species leave a lot to be desired, so I guess I should just count my monkie-blessings.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Those are some angry looking monkies.
<Lauren> Great one, my love....

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