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Most Emailed Photos - 06/05/2005 by mypalmike
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Hi, I'm Mildred Rooney. You probably know my husband, Mickey. We'd like to take a moment to tell you about the Mutual Life Insurance Plan For Seniors.

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That's right, Mickey. This plan is perfect for older people who want to make sure that their loved ones are taken care of in case of their death, dismemberment, or puncture wound to the jugular.

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Like Mickey says, please call now.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Mort> Excellente!

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